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帖子 由 lucilio batista 于 周二 三月 24, 2009 1:14 am

7:00 Luci acorda todo molhado devido a ter sonhado que a Joana lhe tinha mostrado as mamas
7:01 Luci vai para a WC
7:02 Krats chega da night
7:04 Havok vai comprar o Di醨io de Noticias
7:05 Master Yoda acorda, vai imediatamente para a despensa, tranca a porta, apaga as luzes, p鮡 um cd de my chemical romance a tocar, e come鏰 a chorar muito muito muito
7:06 Cenoras acorda e come鏰 a enrolar um enquanto se prepara para ir regar as plantas
7:07 Havok come鏰 a ler o jornal enquanto come 3 quilos de panquecas e bebe um baga鏾 para matar o bicho
7:08 SK acorda e vai WC que esta ocupada, este bate porte
7:09 Luci acaba de arrear o calhau, e sa porta a fora de pau feito, alegadamente, por estar a pensar em filmes de scat brasileiros
7:10 Kratirus olha para o Havok e deixa-se dormir enquanto este lhe d uma li玢o de moral sobre apanhar bebedeiras
7:11 Havok saca de uma sagres para ajudar a conversa a fluir
7:15 Cenoras entra na sala e come鏰 a rir por ver o Krats a arroxar enquanto Havok abre a 3 mini e lhe fala das repercuss鮡s do alcoolismo
7:16 O Krats pede ao cenoras para rodar a ganza enquanto Havok abre a 4 mini
7:17 O SK acaba de vomitar e come鏰 a lavar os dentes
7:18 SK acaba de lavar os dentes e come鏰 a pentear-se
7:20 Havok come鏰 a rir muito e vai buscar uma garrafa de whisky
7:22 Luci come鏰 a ouvir scream metal muito alto
7:23 Master Yoda sa da despensa a chorar porque n鉶 consegue ouvir my chemical romance devido ao sceam metal do Luci
7:25 Havok pensa que o mundo vai acabar depois de ver o Master Yoda sair da despensa a chorar enquanto Luci se atira para cima de Master Yoda por este ser EMO, e emborca dois copos de whisky de penalti
7:26 Havok continua a li玢o de moral a Krats
7:28 Krats arroxa depois de fumar ganza toda
7:30 Chewbacca acorda e vai ao f髍um procurar posts do L_PT para gozar
7:31 Luci come鏰 a esgalhar uma enquanto ouve scream metal
7:32 Cenoras come鏰 a fazer o pequeno almo鏾 para a malta
7:40 Master Yoda vai para a cozinha tomar o pequeno almo鏾
7:41 Master Yoda chora porque n鉶 h chocapic
7:43 Luci acaba de esgalhar a segunda do dia e come鏰 a sacar filmes ***o
7:45 SK acaba de pentear-se
7:46 SK come鏰 a por cremes na cara
7:50 Havok come鏰 a dar um serm鉶 ao can醨io por este estar a co鏰r os tomates
7:51 O can醨io afoga-se no bebedouro
7:52 O Master Yoda chora com pena do can醨io
7:53 Cenoras come鏰 a por umas ervas estranhas nas panquecas da malta
8:00 Kristian aparece na cozinha, acabado de sair da cama, e come鏰 a comer uma panqueca
8:04 O SK sa da casa de banho
8:05 Kristian volta para a cama aos zig zags, e grita depois de alegadamente ter visto um vaso de plantas carnivoras sair da casa de banho...
8:06 Master Yoda assusta-se com o grito de Kristian e vai para a despensa chorar
8:10 SK come鏰 a comer panquecas
8:12 Luci chega cosinha para tomar o pequeno almo鏾
8:14 Havok vai ordenhar a cadela
8:15 Luci sa da mesa a meio da segunda panqueca para ir esgalhar outra ao ver Havok a ordenhar a cadela
8:18 SK acaba de comer a sua 10 panqueca e come鏰 a rir muito ao ver a cadela raspar as tetas na relva enquanto Havok arroxa ao lado da piscina
8:19 Cenoras come鏰 a enrolar outra ganza
8:22 Cenoras acende a ganza e o Luci vindo da WC pede para rodar
8:24 Sk vai ao frigor韋ico buscar um lim鉶, e segue para a WC tomar o seu "complemento vitaminico"
8:28 SK come鏰 a fazer flex鮡s
8:34 Kratirus acorda quando Havok trope鏰 nele ao entrar na cozinha
8:35 Kratirus emborca o que resta da garrafa de whisky do Havok e vai para a cama dormir
8:40 Luci vai ao you*** ver todos os videos novos
8:43 Master Yoda acaba de comer as panquecas, e come鏰 a rir muito
8:48 Master Yoda vai WC lavar as m鉶s, e depois de olhar-se ao espelho desata a chorar, e vai para a depensa ouvir my chemical romance
8:52 Havok finalmente levanta-se e vai dar uma volta pela casa
8:55 Havok passa por SK que contava: 189, 190, 191, 192, 193...
9:04 Havok acaba de dar volta casa, e decide dar outra volta, mas desta vez indo por onde entrou
9:10 Dino aparece com a sua milf para meter ciumes ao Luci
9:15 SK tira uma colher de sopa de farinha dentro do pacote, e come鏰 a inspira-la com uma palhinha
9:17 Kristian acaba de gozar com o LPT e come鏰 a preparar a sala para o torneio de sueca
9:25 Havok acaba de dar a volta casa e decide ir buscar 4 grades de minis ao supermercado, para o torneio. Depois de saber que o Luci tamb閙 vai participar, decide trazer antes umas 10...
9:40 Luci acaba de bater a 5 scofia do dia e vai preparar-se para o torneio de sueca
9:50 SK come鏰 a dar voltas ao quarteir鉶
9:55 Cenoras vai tratar das plantas
10:00 Master Yoda acaba de chorar e decide ir ouvir Radio Head
10:02 Luci acaba de enfiar 14 azes na manga (de cada naipe) e vai rezar ao seu Deus
10:04 Luci come鏰 a razer ao Randy Rhoads
10:15 SK acaba de dar a 20 volta ao quarteir鉶
10:20 Master Yoda tem o segundo orgasmo enquanto ouve Radio Head












continua...


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帖子 由 Juno Eclipse 于 周二 三月 24, 2009 1:19 am

e eu? so sirvo para sonhos eroticos ?
feios , todos feios! Very Happy
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帖子 由 PedoBear 于 周二 三月 24, 2009 1:25 am

E eu n鉶 apare鏾? Sad

Edit: Parece que sim afinal Very Happy


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帖子 由 Octavio Machado 于 周二 三月 24, 2009 1:26 am

ninguem vai ao confessionario ? :cry:

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帖子 由 Don Vito Corleone 于 周二 三月 24, 2009 1:35 am

Juno Eclipse 写道::e eu? so sirvo para sonhos eroticos ?
feios , todos feios! Very Happy


gostas pouco gostas... mostra as mamas!

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帖子 由 Chewbacca 于 周二 三月 24, 2009 1:37 am

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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帖子 由 Juno Eclipse 于 周二 三月 24, 2009 1:38 am

s醡i, volta para o teu canto.
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帖子 由 Bacalhau Z do Pipo 于 周二 三月 24, 2009 2:02 am

N鉶 li.

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帖子 由 Herakleides 于 周二 三月 24, 2009 5:12 pm

Nao li mas acho que fui expulso antes deste episodio.

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帖子 由 Vortex 于 周三 三月 25, 2009 5:43 am

Conhe鏾 o Krats desde pequenino e ele n鉶 fuma...
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帖子 由 Kawakai 于 周三 三月 25, 2009 5:47 am

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帖子 由 PedoBear 于 周三 三月 25, 2009 5:48 am

Vortex 写道::Conhe鏾 o Krats desde pequenino e ele n鉶 fuma...
Eu tamb閙, e bem melhor do que pensas Very Happy
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帖子 由 Lu韘 Filipe Vieira 于 周三 三月 25, 2009 5:52 am

Senhor Luc韑io, a ta鏰 de fruta estava ao seu gosto ?
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帖子 由 Quique Flores 于 周三 三月 25, 2009 5:54 am

Hablando por m mismo, me gust demasiado la taza de mucho!
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帖子 由 Pablo Aimar 于 周三 三月 25, 2009 5:57 am

Esa es la manera de hablar entrenador, no tenemos necesidad de excusa a los 醨bitros, s髄o nos preocupamos por el juego que hemos jugado!
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帖子 由 Manuel Machado 于 周三 三月 25, 2009 6:04 am

Com a minha entidade a no caudilho da institui玢o Benfica, assevero negativamente circunst鈔cia da indig阯cia de malbaratar filhos da nossa, interminavelmente nobre, flora.
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帖子 由 Gelatina 于 周三 三月 25, 2009 6:06 am

Manuel Machado 写道::Com a minha entidade a no caudilho da institui玢o Benfica, assevero negativamente circunst鈔cia da indig阯cia de malbaratar filhos da nossa, interminavelmente nobre, flora.

Cool
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帖子 由 Clone Que Pode Voltar 于 周三 三月 25, 2009 6:13 am

Gelatina 写道::
Manuel Machado 写道::Com a minha entidade a no caudilho da institui玢o Benfica, assevero negativamente circunst鈔cia da indig阯cia de malbaratar filhos da nossa, interminavelmente nobre, flora.

Cool



Queres vir comigo?

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帖子 由 Pedro Mantorras 于 周三 三月 25, 2009 6:19 am

Mantorra quer voltar!
Ao ponto dji partid
Quando Benfica era um s,
E Mantorra n鉶 tinha perna partida!
Mantorra quer voltar!
ser titular
Antes qui o tempo si acabe
Porque o B.I. falso n鉶 p閞doa!
E o tempo sempri ***aaaa!
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帖子 由 Manuel Vilarinho 于 周三 三月 25, 2009 6:22 am

Lu韘 Filipe Vieira 写道::Senhor Luc韑io, a ta鏰 de fruta estava ao seu gosto ?

Fiz quest鉶 de que n鉶 faltasse uma boa quantidade de uva!
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帖子 由 Manuel Vilarinho 于 周三 三月 25, 2009 6:23 am

Ad閞ito, falar em uvas deu-me a sede!

mais uma de tinto se fazes o favor...
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帖子 由 Ad閞ito 于 周三 三月 25, 2009 6:26 am

para j, meu senhor!

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帖子 由 Clorof髍mio 于 周三 三月 25, 2009 6:28 am

Pedro Mantorras 写道::Mantorra quer voltar!
Ao ponto dji partid
Quando Benfica era um s,
E Mantorra n鉶 tinha perna partida!
Mantorra quer voltar!
ser titular
Antes qui o tempo si acabe
Porque o B.I. falso n鉶 p閞doa!
E o tempo sempri ***aaaa!

Meu wingman, quando vamos sa韗 novamente?!
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帖子 由 Pedro Mantorras 于 周三 三月 25, 2009 6:30 am

Quando tu quis, Mantorras est apto!

S isperu que dest vez as damas sejam mais mixidas.
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帖子 由 Clorof髍mio 于 周三 三月 25, 2009 6:30 am

N鉶 tenhas a recear, meu caro...
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